“Ya don’t bring sand to the beach”…

What a gorgeous & sunny New York day… so lovely in fact I woke up this morning and decided on a whim to round up my tribe and head to the beach.

After making a few calls to family and an impromptu visit to my local supermarket we were off…

I picked out my black one piece which makes me feel sexy & snatched and picked out my spot in the sand as carefully as I would pick out an avocado and set up shop.

I had such an awesome day watching everyone in my family enjoy themselves, we laughed, we ate, we hung out in the sand and we splashed eachother in the water.

After my 3rd dip I came back to my sweet spot and enjoyed a bit of quiet as everyone else stayed behind in the water… well that was until an obnoxious man and his friends copped a squat on the neighboring towel and proudly said "well ya don't bring sand to the beach", unfortunately referring to his not so significant other… 

Desgraciado was the first word that fell out of my mouth as I side eyed him from my towel…

Why? I was thinking… why is it he thinks the beach will be more enjoying without her?  So you can scope out the T&A aplenty?  I mean it's fine to glance when you see someone appeasing to your eyes just do not stare… which looking at him he seems like a gauker.

I get that men are very visual creatures, and yes I've heard of the infamous "locker room talk" but It's total bullshit to purposely leave your significant other behind because you want to be free to look as much as you like or possibly even lower than that pick up a new lady.

If I had been alone I would have moved my towel to avoid listening to his machismo as he went on & on but unfortunately I had to do what most of us do in this world in this situation which is tune people out… 

Ladies and gentlemen if your significant other is a douche & leaves you at home to head to the beach… do yourself a favor call up your friends and head to a beach in the opposite direction 💋

Best wishes for summer loving,

Peaches

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